P337's rules regarding Danica Patrick in Nascar

p337
If Danica breaks only a single bra strap, is that oneupmanship?
10:16 AM Jan 1st

p337
Her bags are definitely under her eyes... 'bout 14 inches under.
10:14 AM Jan 1st

p337
Rule 5. No Jokes about Danica hitting Vickers on pit lane after race and telling interviewer, "I should have won that race, not Brad."
10:13 AM Jan 1st

p337
Rule 4. No jokes about Danica saying, "Here kitty, kitty, kitty. Come get you some of this."
10:10 AM Jan 1st

p337
Rule 3. No Jokes about Danica breaking guitars.
10:08 AM Jan 1st

p337
Rule 2. No jokes about steering wheel cutouts for Danica.
10:07 AM Jan 1st

p337
Rule 1. No jokes above the belt unless it's a Danica joke. 'Course when Danica is old it will be below the belt.